no one here wants to fight me

Oh Lawdeh.

2009-09-17T06:37:29Z

Oh, internet. It's times like this, at 2:30am, I am so glad to have you in my life.

Irony: An online art gallery that sprung into existence because deviantArt is full of tightholed prudes was offline for a half hour or so because it's user base got all up in a tiff over one couple saying they had sex in fursuits on the Tyra Banks show.

Yes, that's right.

An online art gallery that has you CLASSIFY YOUR PORNOHGOD I MEAN ART before you submit it (into such vanilla and nuclear categories such as Fat Furs, Paw, Vore, and Baby Fur) went offline from too much traffic caused by trolling a user who admitted her and her consenting boyfriend thing had monogamous sex in fursuits.

EVIDENTLY SHE GAVE FURRIES A BAD NAME.

...
LOLWUT.

It defies logic. I <3 you internet.

The Guild!

2009-08-25T15:17:22Z

Do you want to date my avatar?

HELLA HELLA HELLA

2009-08-20T02:23:43Z

DING DING

THE BITCH IS GONE

chaedyn @ 2009-08-19T11:25:00

2009-08-19T15:27:58Z

Worse than hating your job, is liking it, and hating the idea of going anyways.

chaedyn @ 2008-12-29T09:43:00

2008-12-29T14:46:36Z

HEY PIG PIGGY PIG PIG PIG
HEY

MOTHER

FUCKING

PIG

I got nothin'. Honestly, I just want the bus strike over.
I did support the strike at first. Now I think they're just assholes, and that we would benefit greatly from losing Corneillier and Luthor OOPS I MEAN O'BRIEN in a giant pit of fire.

They both suck so incredibly hard I have to wonder if they're moonlighting as consorts, or letting that skill go to terrible waste.

Lolstrep.

2008-11-21T19:32:16Z

Ok, maybe not strep, but I have something dastardly.

I have permanent snots stuck somewhere between my nose and my throat, but blowing my nose, snorting/sniffling, and coughing (and any bizarre combination thereof) have proved mostly ineffectual in my battle to once again Breathe Clearly. When I am indeed so lucky as to finally pass the obstruction, I could swear that once, perhaps a long time ago, the object I wheeze up could have been alive.

The last one I named Vincent, in honor of Silent Hill 3. That, and it kind of resembled Closers.

Shit Worth Watching:

2008-11-13T07:27:03Z

Daft Hands. It starts out with you going "wtf is he doing" and ends with you just going "omg".

Star Wars A Capella. Blame Kevin. :D

NIN Piggy Live @ Scotiabank. Hey pig piggy pig pig pig <3

Nine Inch FUCKING NAILS.

2008-11-12T04:44:36Z

Oh yes. There is a god.

chaedyn @ 2008-08-12T05:44:00

2008-08-12T09:46:59Z

You know what I hate?
I hate learning a new game that's fun and having a bunch of fuckhead wankers taking all the fun out it.

Thanks to anyone who said I couldn't do it if it involved REAL money because el oh el I can't possibly know how to gamble even just a little. Thanks to faggots at tables who see the minimum as 20 and decide to all in their 6k every fucking hand.

Thanks a lot.

Fuck it and fuck you too.

Today Is Not My Day.

2008-07-27T05:16:17Z

I don't understand Puzzle Pirates. I sort of feel like I must be Doing It Wrong since everyone who talks about it thinks it's awesome. I think it's infuriating.

See: HADOOOOOOKEN

That's me getting roflstomped.

chaedyn @ 2008-07-14T12:28:00

2008-07-14T16:28:58Z

Listen to me like you never have
Listen to me tonight
In no good way has our time been spent
Like our presence was never meant
In no good way has our time been spent
We drink like we don't pay rent
This is not something that we can win
Cause it's not worth anything
So with me as with you
We have nothing to do
While we wait for tomorrow's arms

chaedyn @ 2008-07-13T22:35:00

2008-07-14T02:37:30Z

Fuck today.

Race Wars.

2008-07-12T14:50:14Z

Or, Quit Being A Douche, Sometimes It's Just A Word.

This is a link to a news brief about a black man who has his panties bunched because someone made reference to tickets disappearing like they were being sucked into a black hole. In case there's any confusion over what he was referring to, here's a clarification.

Dear Commissioner;
If a black man had said it, instead of a white man, you would not have made this an issue. You knew full well he was referring to a black hole for what it is: a space phenomenon wherein shit that passes the event horizon is gone forever. Sometimes, it's just a word.

No one cares about race anymore except you. No one. cares. about race wars anymore. except you. The ONLY PEOPLE left creating a divide between different races. ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

Fucking consider that.

chaedyn @ 2008-07-09T13:39:00

2008-07-09T17:40:24Z

It's a God Damned Cracker!

Link jacked from Sloot.

BWEEEEEE

2008-07-04T15:00:42Z

In the near future, like, post weekend or so, I'm going to post pictures of a buttload of clothing and other random cramp I will be selling. It'll be x-posted to some of the Ottawa communities. Moving is a reality and there's an awful lot of stuff I have I don't wear anymore.

chaedyn @ 2008-07-03T11:52:00

2008-07-03T15:53:17Z

I am seriously going to pitch the mother of all tantrums if I can't get this snapshots crap to fuck the hell off for good. I've "turned it off" easily a dozen times now. GO AWAY.

Python Update

2008-06-20T23:33:08Z

All my Python writings will now be posted for public consumption in my oddly named community weekendtranny. This is because I have a few friends without livejournals who'd like to keep up on it. Anyone can join, and anyone can comment, but only a few peeps will have post privs. Really, I'm mostly using it as an alternative to a custom friends group, and I don't really feel like having an entirely separate journal, so this seemed like the best option.

All entries are tagged and public, and sorted by various lj-cuts to keep it simple and easy to navigate.

Once I'm done re-doing my old entries there, the ones here will be shifted to private so it's not duplicate city. :)

Dear liveJournal:

2008-06-19T04:40:09Z

I regret to inform you that I have lost the game.

Python, Round 2!

2008-06-13T08:33:56Z

Alrightee. Between being cranky and sick and under-slept, as well as being the proud owner of leg-developing books, I have decided SPAM. I mean, I've decided to try and learn Python-- again.

YES, foolish fiends, once again, I'm making that annoying call for anyone who WANTS to be in the exclusive cool kids' club. Those of you who were added the first time around are still on, so Matt, Kev, O, and Sloot, y'all are still innit, k.

This time I vow to suck less. :D

HUZZAH.

DAMN YOU BUTTOCKS

2008-06-02T19:39:48Z

DAMN YOU TO HELL

Grr And Stuff.

2008-05-27T15:54:14Z

So, my desktop computer is stuck in an endless reboot cycle, and I haven't yet figured out how to fix this. I JUST reinstalled everything maybe all of a month ago, I have no clue whatsoever why it is being a fucktart now.

At first I thought it was a shutdown over temperature again, since I've had that happen before, but the temp is well within normal ranges. Of course, it doesn't stay on long enough to run basic things that would otherwise help me isolate the issue.

Wonderful.

chaedyn @ 2008-05-22T09:33:00

2008-05-22T13:36:58Z

Thanks for spilling out to Dad, by the way.
That shit is MY business to fucking tell.

A Day In The Life Of A Turret

2008-02-24T05:04:43Z

"I'll see you in hell, cube."

"Oh my god."
"Fuck."
"Ow."
"Son of a bitch."
"What the shit."
"Balls."
"Shiiiiiiiiiit."

...

2008-02-20T03:23:19Z

Were you even going to let me know you weren't coming anymore? Considering it's 10pm the night before, long after they did their call/confirms, I'm going to guess not. Thanks for letting me know though. Appreciated, no really.

On another note, I have a big fucking cavity on my back molar and it god damn well hurts. I swear you could sharpen a pencil in that thing. THANK YOU, SPECIAL TOOTHBRUSH. OBVIOUSLY YOU WORKED BRILLIANTLY. GOD YOU ARE SO AWESOME. I can't wait to go to my dentist tomorrow so him and the hygienist can both look in my mouth and shriek DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING before telling me in all sorts of idiot ways how clearly I just suck at brushing teeth. Anyone wanna take bets that they're going to have to take expensive photos just for the sake of being jackasses before they'll tell me how much they're gonna charge me to fix it?

Do you know why people hate the dentist's office?

The drilling? The fees? The clinically dead atmosphere?

No. It's the fact that every hygienist is a condescending sack of crap. There is nothing more I look forward to than giving money to some pretentious asswit who will spend no less than ten minutes telling me exactly how much I suck. Nevermind that if I DIDN'T suck at whatever I was doing, they wouldn't have a job.

GOD I LOVE DENTISTS.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PUKE ON SOMETHING, I HAVE SO MUCH JOY INSIDE.

ESB.

2008-02-09T22:58:47Z

Today, I walked out of my job.

I've already filed an ESB claim and left messages with their Human Resources to get back to me to discuss the circumstances of my "resignation."

Constructive dismissal, you sack of shit.

And if that doesn't work, I can always potato bomb your SUV. Scab.